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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 07:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Asteroid Larger Than Golden Gate Bridge Approaches Earth In Rare Event - Forbes

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Why do some men like older women?

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do I have the impression that almost all questions about advertising the flat Earth theory come from people who don't believe in a flat Earth themselves and are just provoking?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Europe will have to be more Tenacious to land its first rover on the moon - TechCrunch

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Former church in Northern Kentucky now a heavenly home for sale - WWMT

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Common Diabetes Drug Linked to 'Exceptional Longevity' in Women - ScienceAlert

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why Circle's ‘Super Positive’ IPO Could be Bullish for Ethereum: Analysts - Decrypt

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

'JC, Take the Wheel!' Kevin Smith Looks Back on His Hilariously Heretical 'Dogma' 25 Years Later - Rolling Stone

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Why are there so many single moms in America?