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12.06.2025 07:33
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Asteroid Larger Than Golden Gate Bridge Approaches Earth In Rare Event - Forbes
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Why do some men like older women?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Europe will have to be more Tenacious to land its first rover on the moon - TechCrunch
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Former church in Northern Kentucky now a heavenly home for sale - WWMT
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Common Diabetes Drug Linked to 'Exceptional Longevity' in Women - ScienceAlert
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why Circle's ‘Super Positive’ IPO Could be Bullish for Ethereum: Analysts - Decrypt
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..