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15.06.2025 01:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

© you're so funny!

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

How can I stop drinking?

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

No go.

Still no good

Still no good.

Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?