What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 07:29

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What's your favorite stupid joke?
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No way
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
—
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?